An “are-you-happy-now?” dart to the people who reproduced and created any of the parking services employees.
From someone who’s life would be much better without all of them.
A sarcastic “second-time’s-the-charm!” dart to JMU for trying to put us back in in-person classes.
From someone who’s now participating in a bet concerning my own health.
A “the-world-sucks” dart to the world for sucking at all times. Seriously, can it even get any worse?
From someone who is now actively ignoring their rapidly declining mental health.
A “happy-for-the-little-things” pat to my friends and our groupchat, which is miraculously always active.
From someone who enjoys ignoring school work in favor of doing a bunch of Buzzfeed quizzes with my friends.