A “guys-are-jerks” dart to the dude that broke up with my roommate on a Sunday night. Yeah, class on Monday went great.
From a girl still trying to cheer up her best friend.
A “great-reaction-time” pat to the guy who didn’t run me over when I tripped off the sidewalk this morning.
From someone who’s got to learn how to walk a straight line.
A “come-on-guys” dart to Madison Union for losing my package in the mail.
From a college student who wanted her new laptop on time.
A “when-will-we-learn” dart to the Starbucks employee who spelled my name wrong yet again.
From a guy with an oddly-spelled first name.