A “discover-the-21st-century” dart to JMU for for competing to be the first university recognized as a sanctuary for white male faculty and administrators. 

From someone who thinks that we’ve already had enough of stale, white and male from the 1950s.

A “we-stan-a-queen” pat to my girl for picking me up after my car broke down in the below freezing weather.

From a person who’s very sad about their now broken-down vehicle. R.I.P.  

An “I’m-extremely-concerned” dart to The Breeze for running an advertisement for Lust, a WVA Gentlemen’s Club offering services aimed at our students and especially those in fraternities and sororities for Rush Parties.

From a person who is wondering why The Breeze made the decision to run this advertisement and display it prominently on their website.