A “thanks-for-nothing” dart to the administration for not closing campus for the new fall break.
From a student employee who won’t be able to go home because campus will be open.
A “you’re-useless” dart at my brain for mentally checking out over Thanksgiving break, just in time for finals.
From someone who just needs it to be winter break already.
A “bless-your-soul” pat to the girl who was handing out candy canes in Carrier.
From someone who needed that boost of energy.
A “you’ve-got-to-be-kidding” dart to my dog who jumped onto the counter and ate our only leftover pumpkin pie over break.
From someone who forgives him already.